Saturday

WALKING THE PLANK

Querida Daisy,

My ceiling is made up of twenty-one planks of wood.  I started counting them.  Sometimes I count them in English, and sometimes en español.  It's good to mix things up when you're alone in your room looking up.

I hate the color though: too bright, too churpy.  Maybe a deep purple, or a cold black.  A dark color would better hide the knots as well.  It's important to hide the inner workings of wood.

I had a fight with Mels and I asked her to leave mi casa.  Mi casa es la casa de ella -- for real – it’s not some plaque hanging by the front door.  My Mels, mi amiga, mi hermana – I kicked out because she told me the only photo of my dad was taken in the 1940s.

1940s?  That’s like World War II time.  No, I do not want the only photo I have of my father (minus the face) associated with such a dark, tragic period in human history.  It would also mean he's now ninety-plus years old.  And let's face it, most people never reach that age.

Silly, huh.

No, it's more than silly, it's wrong to lie about such things, especially when so much is at stake.  I mean deep down I know my father isn't dead, as my mom states, and that one day I'll get to meet him.

Oh, Mels, liar, liar, pants on fire.  I'm going to borrow your expression.  I would say it to your face if you were here...but you're not.

Mi mamá is taking me to the mall this afternoon.   She says I need to get out of my room and get some new clothes.  I'm down with that; it's time to accessorize my feelings.

Counting down the planks until we leave: uno, dos, tres, cuatro...

:'(

Yvette

Sunday

COVER ME

Querida Daisy,

OMG, I'm so excited -- and tired.  The past few days I've been on a Coverville marathon, listening to a podcast hosted by Brian Ibbott.  It's amazing how many I've been able to get through -- including at school.  Sitting in the back of class, eyes glazed over, hair down to hide my ipod earpiece, I was able to get through many of the 736 podcasts.  A couple of times I did fall asleep in math, but I think that was due more to the boring teacher (zzzzzzzzzzzzzz) than the music.

So, Daisy, how did I find out about Coverville?  Why Rebecca A. of course.  Yes, Ms. Wikipedia, Public Headache #1 was going on about how great this podcast is in her high-pitched voice that the whole school could hear.  She's 100% correct...but you never heard it from me.

It's funny that in my long life of 17 years (cough, giggle, keep a straight face), I've never given much thought to covers.  OK, so everyone's heard Elton John's cover of "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds." But did you know that "Jet Airliner" was actually written by Paul Pena, and not the Steve Miller Band?  Then again that was in 1973.  That's like Ancient Roman time.

Fast forward -- I love Natasha Khan (Bat For Lashes), and her cover of The Cure's "A Forest" (podcast #501) is way cool.  And when I hear The Puppini Sisters' cover of Beyonce's "Crazy In Love" (podcast #611) --vamos a bailar!

Daisy, mi mami always says, "Nada hay nuevo debajo del sol."  Verdad, pero that doesn't stop some amazing artists from putting an "original spin" on some one else's creation. If done well, there's no fall from music lovers' grace.

Who knows, maybe one day my Joshua will become a huge star and other artists will cover his songs, some of which end up on Coverville. Until then Mr. Neumann: cover me!

Forever Yours,

Yvette

Saturday

COMPOUND INTEREST

Querida Daisy,

Is it possible to put a value on the things that interest you?   Can that interest compound over time? Sí..sort of.  Por ejemplo, Mels now has the torn photo of mi papi   She claims her tío can restore it, AND I BELIEVE HER!  If every day, my interest in the photo restoration process doubled, how much compound interest would I have after 30 days?

Sabes que yo se, Daisy, y porque me caes bien, I will share (and because numbers supernaturally appear in my head).

1, 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, 128, 356,  712, 1424, 2848, 5696, 11392, 22784, 45568, 91136, 182272, 364544, 729088, 1458176, 2916352, 5832704, 11665408, 23330816, 46661652, 93323304, 186646608, 373293216, 746586432.

Hmm...absence does make the heart grow fonder.

As Mels said, "I will restore the image of your dad."

Please do.

I have a vested interest.

With yearning,

Yvette.

Sunday

FELIZ DIA DE LOS MUERTOS?

Querida Daisy,

Not you my diablog, but you Daisy Buchanan. I've got a skeleton bone to pick with you.  It's Halloween and I've just finished reading The Great Gatsby for Ms. Morgan at school.  Que pasa, tonta?  Jay Gatsby moves to Long Island to be near you, throws lavish parties in the hope you'll show up, and even takes the wrap for your traffic "infraction."


En honor de los muertos (you know who), I'm dressing up as you.  Well, minus the shallow personality, loveless marriage, and superficial existence.  I mean somebody has to show up at the funeral, right?


En honor de mi papi, I will wear a modified flapper/pachuco costume (flachuco, maybe?).  Like you, I will wear white cos that will look cool, especially if someone takes a black-and-white photo of me.  Looks are important, huh, Daisy?


However, that's where we part company.  Emotionally and geographically, I'm miles away from Long Island.  And in honor of my favorite color, I'm still giving myself the green light to find true love.


Isn't that "great."


Forever hopeful,


Yvette















Saturday

STARRING QUIEN??

Who do u think could play me if my life was a movie?? OMG, who would play u, Diablog?  What actor could capture the musings of my heart with such silent acceptance.  Only a very special Internet/computer personality could play u, mbdfl (my best diablog for life).  Note: You need a stage name.
Why am I asking this?  My sweet Mels has been constantly texting me about her new all-time fav movie Julie and Julia (we're talking zillions of text messages). The film is about Julie Powell, Julia Child, a blog, and the cookbook, "Mastering the Art of French Cooking."  Hey, Diablog, if that blog made it in Hollywood, we have a good chance, too.  After all, Mels loves to eat, cook, and eat while she cooks; I have u, my precious diablog -- so maybe a movie could be made of all our experiences.
Standby: text alert.  Mels just texted, "this yr buy me julie and julia my yr of cookin dangerly ."  Gotta luv my Mels, knows EXACTLY what she wants.  What was our limit again?  Twenty bucks, I think.
Now where were we?  Let's see, the nominees for Best Actress of Yvette De Los Santos in the feature film Julie and Julia and Yvette and Mels are...drum roll, please...Salma Hayek, America Ferrera, and Selena Gomez.  Of course Salma is my first choice.  Not only is she muy bonita, pero, she's also every man's fantasy.  EXCEPT FOR YOU, JOSHUA NEUMANN!!! Only I am allowed to be the woman you dream of being with (please).  No, I can't go with Salma -- she's too beautiful and now I'm feeling insecure.  America Ferrera?  Not too ugly (LOL).  Of course, Selena Gomez is off the charts on the Cutielicious Scale and she can sing.   A love duet could be written into the script where Joshua y yo cantamos por nuestro eterno amor.
And the winner is...(On second thought, my role is way too good to pass up.  Even with all its uncertainties, hopes, fears and love, only one person was born to play this part.)...YVETTE DE LOS SANTOS!!!  I'd like to thank my mom, the Academy, Mels, my Diablog, and most of all Joshua Neumann, my one true love.  This life, this award is for you.
Sorry, Diablog, I guess I'm getting carried away here.  I'll continue to play me; you'll continue being you.  To be honest, the only Internet/computer personalities I know are R2-D2 (way too old for u) and HAL 9000 from 2001: A Space Odyssey (creepy, at least the clips I've seen on Youtube). Melanie's brother Jesse (total movie buff) is always impersonating HAL's emotionless voice and singing that song...How does it go?..."Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do."
Wait...it's coming to me...your stage name...sí, sí.
Querida Daisy,
Canta conmigo: Yo estoy media loca, todo por tu amor.
Forever Yours,
Yvette

Thursday

EPISTOLARY NOVEL

Dear Diablog,

E-P-I-S-T-O-L-A-R-Y   N-O-V-E-L.  Yeah, that's it, and no spell check either.  Ms. Morgan made reference to this literary genre during Language Arts.  Of course R.A. had to shoot up her hand and show off how smart she is and explain that an epistolary novel is made up with a bunch of documents.  SUCK UP!  Yeah, we get it...Bram Stoker...yawn...journal logs...letters...diary entries...yeah, okay, Ms. Wikipedia, who does your hair -- tu abuelita? -- cos that "style" was popular in the sixties, OKAY!  And yes, during recess, I did race down to the library and check out the last copy.  Mañana, you'll have some competition.

Ouch, meow, someone's channeling their inner cat today.  Sorry, R.A., I take back the insult you never received (Do thoughts count?).  Actually, people probably say the same thing about me in math.  I'm brilliant at it...and modest, too.  Yep, I'm the girl who's always first with her hand up with the correct answer.  So go ahead, Rebecca, you have my blessing to insult me in your diary.  I'm like that Tracy Chapman song, "Baby I got your number(s)," theorems, equations, formulae.  It's like they supernaturally appear in my head.  I even have π memorized to one hundred places past the decimal.  I DO! Dios mio: 3.1415926535897323846...happy now, or shall I continue?

What does any of this have to do with an epistolary novel?  Yo no se.  Now, I'm going to have to invent the unified diablog theorem where the disjointed rants of a teenage girl all come together.  Hmm...
The journals/letters of (Jonathan Harker + Miss Mina Murray + Miss Lucy Westenra + Dr. Seward) divided by pie (there's some cherry left over in the fridge) = one fine afternoon of reading.

Dear Diablog,

I'll get back to you.

Forever Yours,

Yvette





Tuesday

Dear Diary

No, that sounds so formal.  It reminds me of another young girl.  I have no pets and no need for a Kitty either.   However, I'm young; I'm a girl; Soy yo, Yvette De Los Santos, pero my experiences are different -- at least I hope so!

Maybe a blog?  Everyone has a blog, right? Blog, blog, blog, blog, blog.  Blog on this, blog on that, blog on the other.  Blog, dog, fog, smog -- hmm, should I cloud the Internet with another blog? I mean you have to know what you're talking about, right? And I don't consider myself an expert in anything, not even the inner workings of Yvette De Los Santos.

"Inner workings of Yvette De Los Santos."  I like the sound of that.  It sounds so scientific, so...what's the word I want?...Yo no se.  I'll stick to "scientific."  Damas y caballeros, I present to you the inner world of Yvette De Los Santos.  Please stand behind the rail and do not touch anything as our technicians are still examining the mechanics of this female specimen.

I guess I want to log (hey, that rhymes with blog) my thoughts and feelings.  ¿Por que?  Por que no.  No, it's deeper than that.  There's something about seeing things written down.  I was going to say/write "on paper," but who uses paper anymore?  It's so twentieth century.  Documented words take on a life of their own: they can be put away, revisited, reflected upon and, alas, also used against you in the court of your conscience.   Because you have to tell the truth, right?  ¡Que dios me libre!

So, dear Diary-Blog, you shall receive my silent confessions.  I shall attempt to be as honest and revealing as I can.  Diary-Blog...that sounds cool...no wait...it's coming to me...Dia-Blog...sounds like "dialogue," oh, yeah. Sí, sí, dear Diablog, you shall record the dialogue I have with my thoughts and feelings.  We shall, as I hear some of the girls say at school, "conversate".

Dear Diablog,

Dígame, dígame, dígame.

Forever Yours,

Yvette